office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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