Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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