i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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