Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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