it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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