call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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