I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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