Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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