Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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