Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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