As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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