covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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