What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
