He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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