She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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