On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Can you bring me the toilet please
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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