just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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