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(602): View more from Arizona

every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl

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(518): View more from New York

Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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(586): View more from Michigan

plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

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(720): View more from Colorado

He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.

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