why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's the barista slut.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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