i just wanna soil my oats bro
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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