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(734): View more from Michigan

I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

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(713): View more from Texas

You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...

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(708): View more from Illinois

He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(416): View more from Toronto

When did you hit me on the head with a stool?

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(954): View more from Florida

I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

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