And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.