would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she told me i tasted like america
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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