Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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