Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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