I am puke
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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