He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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