absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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