There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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