stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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