exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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