Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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