READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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