Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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