Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.