she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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