I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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