i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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