OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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