he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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