there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Randomize