i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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