so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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