I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
