I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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