You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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