Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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