We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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