exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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