didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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