Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Oh Jesus.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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