The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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