What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me