so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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