i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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