VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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