Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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