So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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