I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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